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human-sloth:

this is the most important thing on the internet today

rabbivole:

ahahagerman:

made a small mistake on his German exam.

oh my god
i learned something today

rabbivole:

ahahagerman:

made a small mistake on his German exam.

oh my god

i learned something today

queenofmisandrists:

  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when you no longer love them
  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when they no longer love you
  • do not waste your emotional capacities on people whose respect for you is conditional
imgonnamakeachange:

my boyfriend just found this on facebook and it needs to happen omfg she would be the perfect storm

imgonnamakeachange:

my boyfriend just found this on facebook and it needs to happen omfg she would be the perfect storm

brian-vu:

Trying Too Hard

brian-vu:

Trying Too Hard

jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW

selfconfessedinsanity:

timothydrakes:

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

Did I Actually Say That?!: A sequel